Joke for the Day
From the comments section on a recent post at The Happy Feminist:
I am reminded of a joke I heard once (from a Republican):
It seems Dubya takes his job more seriously than one might expect from his results. After one particularly hard day he says to himself, “If only I could be guided by the spirits of past leaders.”
The next night he wakes to see Washington’s ghost beside his bed.
“Tell me how I can better serve my country,” pleads Dubya.
“Be honest and true like I was,” says Washington and disappears.
The next night Jefferson’s ghost appears and is asked for guidance.
“Cherish liberty and learning as I did,” says Jefferson.
The next night it is Lincoln who appears by Dubya’s bedside. Again, Bush asks how he can best serve the country.
“See more plays,” Lincoln responds.
