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July 26th, 2006

Seen on the “who’s viewed me recently” page:

I am a small town boy, who loves his momma.

Alrighty, then.

Yes, yes, I KNOW this can be a good thing. I want a guy to love his mother. But for the first sentence of a match.com profile?

Posted by Allison in dating, amuse me |

4 Responses

  1. dorsey Says:

    My guess is he’s looking for someone to BE his momma (as are most men, I’m told).

  2. Allison Says:

    I’m not sure about most men (god, I hope not)…but I’ve definitely known some like that. At least one I dated not only wanted me to mother him, but also acted incredibly paternalistic toward me.

    Freud would have had a field day with that, huh?

  3. Hugo Says:

    Um, it’s a lousy strategy regardless. Women who want to mother men don’t want to compete with the real momma. Better to find a guy with unresolved mother issues and have him all to yourself. Better still to run far, far, away.

  4. Victoria Winters Says:

    That kinda creeps me out, actually.